hotdimsam:

Job interviewer: so what skills can you bring to the company
Me:…
Me:…
Me: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

(via lubricates)

myfirstpubichair:

pyro83:

Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?

because youre racist

(via i-once-was-lost)

notmysecret:

*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*

(via daenerysknope)

decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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(via relahvant)

pupchan:

people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade

(via relahvant)

guy:

when teachers type google.com into a google search bar 

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(Source: guy, via relahvant)