emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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oreoofficial:

oreoofficial:

oreoofficial:

what do you call a new born dog

a puppy

follow for more fun animal facts

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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primacdonaldsgirl:

when u do something ur friends never expected you to do

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thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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